Sevan Biçakçi, for all your tiny city in a magic ring needs. Also: frozen birds, enchanted pomegranates and creatures of the deep.
imagine you show up to thanksgiving dinner and Jack Black is there. No one in your family says anything about him and they act completely normally. He offers to say grace and throughout the course of the meal, he makes small talk with the people sitting next to him. Are you imagining this? Or has he always been there, and for the first time in your life, you finally understand why there is so much Kung Fu Panda merchandise in your parents house
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused